Who Said, Who Said Miley Can't Write A Book?

Well I certainly didn't, but I never thought I'd have to either.

That's right, just in case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana plans on writing a memoir about how she became who she is and what not: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i312d811d7acd5b8736a801b222fca285

So this book in a nutshell:
  • Her birthname's Destiny Hope Cyrus (which she legally changed to Miley Ray Cyrus)
  • She's from Tenessee
  • She stars in the super popular Disney show Hannah Montana with her real life Country star dad Billy Ray Cyrus
  • And she dated Nick Jonas
  • She's the incredible 15-year-old --You don't know her=you live in cave. (May I join your happy life?)

So what else is there to know? Corrrection: What else do we care to know?

Apparently she wants to inspire kids about how important family time is, because if Miley has a perfect family, you can too --insert creepy smile here-- .

This book "will feature photographs from her famous family" and how they're really close, and all the other things she wants to shove down our throats. I guess she realized that some kids rather reading over watching TV and listening to music, so this is her way of spreading the Hannah Montana Insanity to them. Or the pictures (such as the ones Selah and Emily posted) are finally showing that she isn't the perfect daughter/singer/actress Disney sells her to be, and they want to change that.

Whatever the reason, I won't be buying the book. I see her life on TV and on the internet, I don't need to see it in print to finally believe it. I can see the headlines now "Miley Cyrus Conquering the Book World" or "Sudden Rise in Tween's Reading Interest Due to Miley Cyrus?" Ahaha--not.

Ps. I do not hate Miley Cyrus. =]
I just want a place where I can be without seeing her or hearing about her or a day. Please?

Song news...

In recent Disney Music news, Mitchel and Emily's new song has been leaked from the Disney Mania CD.

For those who have not already downloaded [which I'm pretty sure that they have, since our readers are mostly CF posters, which is very awesome i might add.] here is the link.

There is also a video being shot, and a few leaked pictures of Em and mitch being a very touchy and happy.

I do however, feel very bad for mitchel, since he has to go through all of the other crap in which fans have to clutter him in verious comments such as "omg mitchel!!! u n miley r sooo much cutrr! not dat i dont luv em n all but i think that u n miley r soooooooooooooooo much bettr than stupid loliver or mitchely or w/e those bad people call it!!!!"


Just like when he posted the post containing the word LOLIVER in it. The fans went crazy, they were either supporting him, or complaining that he was ignoring their ship, and Miley.

So whether you are a Loliver Supporter, a Mitchely supporter, a Miley/Mitchel supporter [Mitchiley?] a Moliver supporter, or just some person who likes Em or Mitch, be sure to check out the video :)


New Clay in an Old Mold?

This is the article that started me on my newest rant: http://omg.yahoo.com/how-to-make-a-miley/news/8116?nc

I'd suggest you read it. :]

So, Disney wants to market Demi Lovato as the new Miley? I want to know "Why?" I love them both, but they are two different people. Both talented in their own way. I'll admit, I'm more partially to Demi's vocals, but only because they are maturer than Miley's, not because I think Miley is an awful singer. I mean, she must have something if she has so many people memorizing her (as well as Hannah's) songs. Even twins have their own personalities.

What really got me started was when Wizards of Waverly Place came out and Popstar! Magazine put a video on their youtube of their photoshoot with Selena Gomez. In the video, Selena can be heard singing Hannah Montana's "Rockstar". That's when people went crazy with the comments. "Selena is a so much better singer than Miley! OMG!" Then Miley fans retorted "Miley is so much better than Selena. Miley ROX!" I'm like "WTF?! They're both good singers. Why compare them?" That's my opinion, though.

But the fact that they want to lead Demi down the same road they lead Miley down aggravates me. They tried to market Miley as the next Hilary Duff, and we all know Miley has surpassed Hilary by far. But is that really necessary? Wouldn't it seem reasonable that if a person is as talented as they portray themselves that they don't need to follow in someone else's footsteps? I mean, heck, if I ever got famous, I wouldn't want to be marketed as the new Raven-Symone, not matter how successful she has been. Why can't Demi just be recognized as "Demi Lovato"? I'm more than confident that she'll be fine just as she is without Miley's name being tacked onto her's.


My Goodness... >.<

Well, first I want to say that I'm glad Camy joined our posting. :]

Now, I was hoping to put off doing this blog for however long I could, but someone just isn't making things easier for me...or herself.

Now, I'm sure that you all have seen the new, NEW Miley pics, so I'll refrain from posting them.

Eh...I was trying so hard to give her the benefit of the doubt. I tried to overlook the first pictures with her friend at the hotel sleepover, with the candy...then, with the underwear and the bikini pics...but now with the pictures with the bra and that creepy kid Thomas, I can only shake my head.

My thing is, not that she's 15 and taking pictures like this, because, believe me, kids our age do take pictures like that. I have several friends on myspace that I see at school with pictures very similar to that on their pages. >.< But that fact that she's in the Hollywood world. Miley knows that very young girls look up to her and that her fans are very impressionable. She really can't do what she wants without having her every breath scrutinized. Personally, I could care less what she does. I'm not her, her parents, or any of the people in charge of her career. She doesn't have to do what I say, and I can't influence her in any way. What she chooses to do isn't any of my business. I just kind of wish so many girls didn't fall into that trap repeatedly. How bad does someone have to screw up for people to see that you cannot trust everyone? Especially with technology these days. The minute a camera flashes, you're pretty much screwed.

And this Thomas Sturges guy. I'll be honest. I don't like him. I don't know him, but I just get this bad vibe from him. I mean, from what I can tell, he's just this guy that's been seen with some people in young Hollywood. I just get the feeling that he's around them for his 15 minutes of fame. =/

Also, people are trying to say that those pictures were taken when she was 14 or that she has a look-a-like. I have to say: I THINK NOT. One, I think we've seen Miley enough to be able to distinguish between her, photoshop, or an impostor. Two, in several of the pictures, her bangs were very visible. Bangs she didn't have until a month or so ago. So, it's safe to say the bra picture and the one where she's laying across that guy's lap are fairly recent.

What I want to know is "why?" Why does Miley feel the need to take pictures like that? She already has everyone at her whim, what with her being Disney's biggest star and her million views per video Miley and Mandy show on Youtube. I mean, she's 15. When I was 15, heck, even now with me being 17, I'd feel oddly creeped out knowing that 50 year old men was watching and waiting on everything I do. Please, have a little modesty. You're making some of your more mature fans look foolish, how we try to defend you, and you just keep doing whatever.

Not only are people questioning her as a role model, but also her as a christian. Everyone knows how much she loves God, thanks to her MM video, but now people want to persecute her for not following her own words. I'm not judging her by any means, that's not my place. I'm not one to condemn someone for their wrongdoings, because I am in no way, shape, or form perfect. But I try. And I just wonder "Is Miley?"


P.S. Emily didn't want to type this up, thinking she couldn't control herself, so I chose to.


Idol goes Broadway

I've been meaning to do this every week, but obviously that didn't happen. Nonetheless, here it is: a review of Tuesday's performances of the Top 6 singing Broadway (with help from Andrew Lloyd Webber) on FOX's American Idol. Woot, woot.

Let's start with the first performer: Syesha Mercado. I've enjoyed each of Syesha's performances, but never found anything special that made me jump to my feet and applaude (like somebody else does, but we'll get to him later). One day she sounds like she's imitating Beyonce, the other it's a Whitney Houston, yesterday it was Jennifer Hudsen. She sang 'One Rock and Roll Too Many' and rocked it, of course. So tomorrow she should have safe seat on the couch. But then again, what do I know? I did predict Michael Johns would be in the top 4..

Jason Castro was next singing 'Memory'. My only memory of that performance was "When is it ending?" and "Why is he still here?" I like Jason Castro personality-wise, but his singing makes want to go to sleep. Or "feel like I'm at a luau" as Randy so well said. He's the guy version of Miss Lullaby aka Ramiele Malubay (whom I had nothing against. Much.) I completely agreed with Simon when he said those were the longest 2 minutes. I'm thinking "Bye Bye Jason."

Book Whyte. Wait, no, let's start that over. Up next Brooke White. I love this girl, she's sooo sweet (And she looks like Aly Michalka)!

But seriously, she cannot do that messing up and starting over thing live, TWICE! I'm really nervous for her today. She even managed to make Paula speechless (in a bad way) and say something sternly, and with meaning behind it. She sang 'You Must Love Me' and pulled the song off (after she remembered the lyrics) because she sang it with emotion, so...*fingers crossed*

David A., never really AMAZES me. What amazes me is how much the judges loooove the kid. He can sing, okay we got it, but all his performances sound about the same. So, besides the fact that a bunch of tweens were allowed to come hug him (no comment), nothing special to say. Oh, at least he opened his eyes, which seemed like a starin at some parts..pretty funny.

Carly Smithson rocked!....So I've gathered, because I unfortunately missed most of it. Her outfit was, well, questionable. But she's going to be safe, and that's all that matters. AND Simon liked her!! Sing on Carly. Woot woot.

And last, but most definitely not least.....DAVID COOK!! I continue to have fangirl moments after every performance. Although this wasn't his best, "he did the best he could with what he was given", says Simon and I agree. I'm already considering him to be winning but to be unbiased I'll say he should be safe tonight. *cough* DUH!!*cough*

My Bottom Three: Jason, Brooke, David A. Yes, I said David A. He won't be leaving, but if he doesn't go in there tonight, who eslse would? I'm hoping to be waving goodbye to Jason tonight.



Idol Gives Back.

We're cynics but we're not heartless.

Wednesday night Idol Gives Back went for another run for its very successful fundraiser, raising awareness of the poor condition people, not only in Africa, but even in America have to live in. The star-studded, and I do mean star-studded, show rose more than 60 million dollars, as opposed to last year's 70 millions, although opportunities to donate are still open. From past Idols winners/contestants to Reese Witherspoon, the Jonas Brothers, Wrestling's John Cena, Ellen DeGeneres, and comedians like Dane Cook, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, the band of television actors (Band From TV) and Miley Cyrus herself, there were tons of people in attendance. Whether it was a short taped segment, or a performance to get American to give, it seemed like Hollywood took the night off just to give and have fun. Even the 8 Idol hopefuls answered phones and took donations. I have to say Miley's little skit with Billy Crystal where they pretended that they had no idea that the other was famous was quite cute. :]

There were some good performances and some that I'm sure Perez or Buck will touch on. Miley performed "Good & Broken" and "See You Again", not neccessarily her best, but live nonetheless. I always admire a person that can perform live rather than rely on a backing track. She did look somewhat lonely, though, without her band. I guess it's not the same, trying to rock out with the Idol band... =/

Fergie sang and she blew me away. Girl has got a voice on her! She also performed with Heart, which no doubt left the youth of America scratching their heads. I was...until my mom told me then I remembered who they were ("Oh Barracuda"). Mariah Carey sang but the song made no impact on me. Her heart just wasn't in it. One performance I dreaded from the first note: Teri Hatcher and the Band From TV's rendition of Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats. I prayed the entire song Carrie would come out and rescue her song, but to no avail. The actors that played the instruments did an awesome job, but Teri should really stick to Wysteria Lane.

The Idols performed a few numbers as well. They opened the show with "Don't Stop the Music" from Rihanna, RENT's "Seasons of Love", which, weirdly enough was the song I had learned to sing in my chorus class that very morning, and they ended the show with "Shout to the Lord". Now, being someone who has known that song since I was two or three, they just didn't pull it off. It wasn't about the setting (church or the stage), the Idol hopefuls just didn't sing it with the same flair it has if it was really sung. However, they did re-sing the song at the beginning of Thursday's show. Wednesday, they had substituted the words "My Jesus" for "My Shepherd". Thursday, they sang the original lyrics, which made me glad. The song was a little better. I just kind of hoped they would have sang the song for the sake of the song and not for show.

Tons more people that couldn't make the program weren't to busy to visit a different area of the world to see the condition some people face everyday. Miley and Billy Ray went to Kentucky, Alicia Keys, Annie Lennox, and Forest Whitaker went Africa, Dane Cook went to Burbank, The Peytons and Brad Pitt went to New Orleans, even Randy and Paula went...somewhere.

It was a pretty good (pretty long) show and a very good fundraiser. But I doubt anything will top Josh Groban's performance from last year with the African children's choir. That made me cry. I mean, how can you top that?


but am i the only one that noticed that on thurday's show when DYLAN and COLE Sprouse had their little segment, they were labeled as ZACK and CODY? seriously? did FOX not catch that?


Beware the Teenies. Miley Scandals.

Which teeniebopper fans do you not want to mess with?
We've got band groupies, celeb/TV relationship teenies, and we've got the Disney teenies.

The Disney teenies have their own branches. JB. Hannah Montana. HSM. There are even more sub categories into the branches. Like Zac Efron-Ashley Tisdale-Vanessa Hudgens in the HSM group, Hannah/Miley-Mitchel Musso-Emily Osment in Hannah Montana, and of course, Nick-Joe-Kevin Jonas in JB.

I will be doing Miley.

Hannah Montana has a fan base of over 30 million. Most are kids ranged from 5-12. Most of them, have never heard of her before her leading role as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana in her hit TV series Hannah Montana. Most of these fans are little girls, who obviously aren't meant to handle fights well. Whenever I see someone criticizing Miley, or saying they hate her, you'll mostly find a response of, "omg u r jus jeliiss!!1!!!1 miley has like famee and a career and a million dollarz!!1!!1 u wish u had dat stuffzz!!" Or somewhere roughly around that. Which translates to "Oh my god you are just jealous! Miley has like fame and a career and a million dollars! you wish your life was like that!" Which sounds so much smarter right?

Maybe smarter if we're dealing with the 10-12 children. Although there are older fans of her, saying she's a role model, and all that junk. Obviously they want their children to over exaggerate words, pound on make up, wear skimpy clothes at events, and take risque photos. If that's what they want, by all means, keep talking.

I, for one, don't care what she does anymore. Before I thought she was okay, until these recent [to quote Buck] 'Hannah Monscandals' i have changed my mind. None of these really made me hate her, and none made me like her.

You'd think that Miley would freak out because they obsess over her so much? There are millions of children wearing your face around everywhere in public, wouldn't you freak out? I know i would.

Then there are also male viewers, who think that Miley is very, "hot" These have to comment her scandal pictures, with sexual innuendo. It's pretty mandatory to act like pedophiles, if they like a girl that much. Or maybe they're just being guys. Some younger male fans who probably don't know much on the subject, or don't want to degrade women, just have a crush on her.

In other Miley news, Miley has had some picture scandals. Here is a brief sample of the photo's she's taken, including the infamous 'Satan' blamed candy picture.

Warning: Do not have small children who are Miley teenie boppers in the room. This may be graphic enough to have tinypic/photobucket/image shack/any photo storage place people remove it.
You were warned.

That is what is had to say about that.


Hannah Montana Movie. Yay...?

Yes, Disney is at it again. Only this time it's a Hannah Montana big screen movie, and it's in joint production with Billy Ray Cyrus' production company...? The movie starts filming next month in Nashville, Tennessee, and this Sunday kicks off pre-production with a nationwide casting call right smack dab in the middle of the infamous city of Rock && Roll history. Hey, I'd try out if I could...but i can't. >.< With parts of the tentative script leaking out, it raises some questions about the direction that the movie is taking the show, since it is being filmed before they begin the third season.

From what I've heard/seen, the movie is supposed to focus on the Miley Stewart part of the main character, including a trip back home to Tennessee. So it makes me wonder: Is Robby Ray worried that Miley is getting too into the Hannah part of her life and losing her down-to-earthness? The parties and concerts and celebutantes like Tracy (what is she famous for?) could be getting to the pop princess.

Now, there was a casting call for a character opposite Miley for a guy named Travis. And Miley seems to be very smitten with him. Which poses the question: If Miley is so into this guy, what will happen come season three, what with Cody Linley's character Jake Ryan coming back?

It also seems that Miley decides to embarrass Lilly when she has a party near the beginning of the movie. Why is Lilly having a party? Birthday maybe? And what possesses Miley Stewart to embarrass her? It's pretty obvious that Miley and Lilly's relationship has become more and more volatile as the show progresses. Will this be the end of the road for the two?

And where the heck is Oliver Oken in all this? Will he and Lilly accompany the Stewarts back to Nashville? Will Jackson ever get a real girlfriend? And what about all these rumors that Heather Locklear, Brooke Shields, Dolly Parton and tons more are making appearances in the movie? Is Lilly's mom along for the ride? Miley's mommy's ghost popping up? Another "Funkle" Earl experience? And what about Aunt Pearl? Where is she in this chaos? Will Rico be tagging along? These are the questions that haunt me...

But one question that is on everyone's mind, whether they know it or not, Will people find out about Miley's secret identity? Lilly's mom, Jake Ryan, Aunt Dolly, Mamaw, Uncle Earl, and even the deceitful cousin LuAnne know. Will one of them slip-up? Will Oliver or Lilly accidentally blurt it out to someone? Will Jackson get so fed up with his little sister's antics that he tells someone for revenge? Will a wardrobe slip-up foil the secret? I hope not. There's not much to the show without the secret. I mean, what could season three possibly be about if the whole world knows that Hannah Montana is really Miley Stewart? It has the potential to turn into a show similar to the Naked Brothers Band, and we know how well that show is doing... *shudders* Eh...

Anyways, since movie scripts have the tendency to get re-written very often even up the point of a scene change right before filming, we can only take this information with a grain of salt. By the time the final movie comes around, Miley may not embarrass Lilly. Lilly may not even have a party. A lot of these details are subject to change. And how will this affect the tv show? Since the movie isn't set to premiere til 2009, and there aren't that many season two episodes left, will they begin season three before the movie comes out? It kind of gives you something to think about. . . :]


author's note: i'm trying to keep this more on the characters than on the actors portraying those characters. because we're cynics here, we don't like anyone so much that we don't see their faults at one point or another. i'll just save my opinions on them for another post. :]


Meet Camy

Yola, I'm Camy!
I'm joining the Cynics blogs and I'll mostly be going on about shows, awards, and whatever else on tv that pops my fancy. I'm not too mean, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Hope you enjoy my blogs!

Oh snap! Laur's Opinion of JB Fans!

This lovely exposẻ was supposed to be about my opinion on Jonas Brothers fans and them only. But, I might as well give you a little history to get you up to speed... Maybe add a few random words that don't have anything to do with this post.

Two years ago, when I saw the Jonas Brothers on TRL back in March 2006 (stupid tv remote); I thought their fanbase was crazy. THEN! Which by today's JB fandom standard, it would be like them going to Wal*Mart at 4 am. Well, maybe not. But, you get the point.

It's safe to say you've seen some recent Jonas Brothers apperance on the television, you've seen the plethora of young teenage girls who scream (loudly) at the mere mention of the names: Nick, Kevin, or Joe. I think they can read minds. I swear I just heard some scream. Anyway, moving on... Jonas Brothers fans are in a league of their own. And I'm not talking about the movie.

After the premire of the Year 3000 music video, their fanbase has gone through the roof. Especially after their apperance on a Hannah Montana episode: Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas, back last August.
The fans are everywhere now. You know, the insanely hyperactive obsessed fans who thinks she gonna marry a Jonas Brother. Sorry to break it to you girls. There's 3 of them, and a million of you. I'm sure most of you will look back at this in 5 years and think, 'What in the world was I thinking?' and rightfully so.

I think it's absolutely great that they finally got their first headlining tour - Look Me In the Eyes Tour after three years of trying. I don't want the old them back. They've grown up and moved on. It's the fans would only scream that annoy me to no end. I'm not sure if any of you caught last week's Jimmy Kimmel. If you didn't, here's a recap.

'We're gonna party like it's the Year 3000!'
*John Cusack sitting and getting interviewed*

You guessed those fans were screaming. I'm not sure if they were on a rollercoaster or getting attacked by a cougar.. *snicker* Sorry. But! You don't treat a late night show apperance like some mid-day concert. It's rude to the other actors/performers that are there that night. These "true" fans are giving the Jonas Brothers a bad reputation and don't even realize it. Can't a simple clap suffice?

Also, why can't they take ANYTHING with a grain of salt? The shows like 'The Soup' are supposed to make fun of people and AGHAST! They give them more mainstream non-Disney exposure. UNHEARD OF! Oh, the horror.

Okay, I'll stop being a drama queen now. But seriously, get a grip. They're just three guys, not the Beatles. In fact, I don't even know why people get so obsessed with other people.

Maybe I should stop taking everything with a tablespoon of salt...



p.s. the amas scared me for life... *shudder*

High School Musical 3? Aren't They Through Yet?

Apparently not.

High School Musical, the very big Disney franchise that started as a small made-for-television movie, is going at it again. Only this time, they're headed for the big screen. For the original six principle cast members, this is pretty much the end of the Disney-led musical road. For director/choreographer Kenny Ortega...yeah, maybe not so much. He seems to want to continue on this money train, even to the point of adding new main cast members, including three wannabes: a mini Troy played by Matt Prokop, a mini Chad, Justin Martin, and (God forbid) a mini Sharpay, portrayed by a British Jemma McKenzie-Brown.

Now coming from a former HSM fanatic and Troyella shipper (trust me, I was) I have one major thing swirling around my mind, that many non-fans have been thinking since 2006: PLEASE STOP. High School Musical: classic. It was like the Underdog (not a JB reference). Something that was perceived to be ordinary that made it to the big times. High School Musical 2 was...not as awesome as it was pumped up to be. It did have some funny moments, some definite cliche moments, and an overall good message, since it is your quote-unquote Disney feel-good movie. But will High School Musical 3 be the best of the three?



There are a couple things...in my opinion.

1. The main actors act like they don't even want to do the movie. Zac, mainly, the one that was going on to bigger and better things, seemed to be trying to distance himself from the franchise early on. Even before HSM2. Even recently, he said that he didn't want to be the guy to take HSM away from the fans. Hmmm... Plus, is it just me that thinks some of them have gotten big-headed?

Now, I am a Vanessa Hudgens fan, but even her and Ashley seem to want to...mature in their career. Both with their new movies (Will and They Came From Upstairs) and their new records. Corbin... well, I have no clue what he's doing. Monique has been busy with her Dancing with the Stars tour with Disney Alum Sabrina Bryan of the other Disney Musical franchise, Cheetah Girls. Lucas, possibly my favorite of the cast, has been working dilegently working, and doing an amazing job of staying out of the public eye when he wants to. And Zac...well, we've heard enough about him. Perez talks about him enough for me. But with all this new stuff going for them does that mean they have to alienate their fans in the process?

2. The new cast members...not all that impressed. Now, I don't know much about Justin Martin (apparently he was on Broadway) or Jemma McKenzie-Brown. She's from across the pond and, unfortunately, I haven't been to Europe since I was...three years old? But this Matt kid, the guy that nabbed the most wanted role of Jimmie "The Rocket" Soto...let's just say...I have my doubts. >.<

Honestly, I've been a fan of Tony Oller's since I saw him on As The Bell Rings with Demi Lovato, and we see how she took off. So, I only hoped Tony would get his chance, what with his voice, his looks, and his hilarious nature. Naturally, I thought he was a shoe-in for the role opposite Zac Efron. Well, according to the Mouse, I was wrong. Oller was over-qualified, as it were. So the part went to Matt Prokop. *raises eyebrow* That's one. And, from the ever reliable Era, who runs so many fan sites I lost count, informed me that the Mussos' (Yes, Mitchel Musso) don't associate with Prokop, when they were at one time chummy. *raises other eyebrow* Strike two. No one messes with my Mussos. Matt, if you want me to not hate you, please don't get a third.

But, I wouldn't have been opposed to Selena Gomez coming on as Gabriella's cousin or something...then again, I hope not. She should be able to pave her own way, and not have to hang in the curtails of six other people. I'm just praying that Ali Lohan is kept far from the movie. But I'll save that for another day. :] Oh, and some say Miley wants to reprise her cameo in the film. >.< Can you really call a 2 second shot of dancing a cameo? I don't see how she even got credited? Don't you have to at least say 3 words to get paid (this doesn't included the dancers)? Vanessa little sister Stella was in the first movie but was never credited. =/

3. I mean, come on, what can you possibly add after two movies that raises the number of viewers and lessens the corn-ball value? The songs, one-by-one, they will still get old (Getcha Head In the Game, You Are the Music in Me, and Everyday are unbearable for me) Breaking Free has been saved only because I have yet to get sick of the Nikki Flores and Josh Hoge version. You can only do some many dance-alongs before people go to a dance studio and learn how to really dance. And what plot-lines can they add that keeps it "Disney" but still brings in the money? HSM2 would have been tons more interesting if some of the rumored scenes had actually taken place, like Troy being lifeguard, Sharpay pretending to drown, thus Troy having to perform CPR on her. That's the drama people want! I mean, your actors aren't 16 years old...and neither are all your viewers. If you want to keep people hooked, you need to add a twist in there. People saw that if Troy was with Sharpay, Gabriella would be with Ryan. Obvious. Typical. Cliche.

So that's my rant. Make of it what you will. You decide if it will be the best of the three or bomb like the "Big It On"s after the original.

But because I'm just that much of a dork, I will still be in that theater in October...but only so I can write a review. I'm doing it for you guys...and because I'm strangely addicted. Darn that clever mouse. >.<


Go shave.

Facial hair. ick.